- Things You Think Only You Do

I read the down voted posts

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I cant ride a bike

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.