When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I read the down voted posts

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.