stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.