- Things You Think Only You Do

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.