Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.