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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.