Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Mayada stupid

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.