- Things You Think Only You Do

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.