I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.