Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

thumb_up thumb_down

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.