think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I hit the frig after sex

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.