I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

make south park refferences every day

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I **** with no hands.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.