test how many stares you can scale in one step

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.