When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Smoking in the shower.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.