Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

the power to regenerate your appendix

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.