When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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i masturbate with my feet

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.