If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I scratch and sniff.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I don't read the terms of service.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.