When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Be a loner at school

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.