- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.