sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Mayada stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.