after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.