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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.