Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I was the real Stig...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.