I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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make south park refferences every day

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I **** with no hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.