Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.