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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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I have a phobia of incest
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.