check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Mayada stupid

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.