scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.