When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.