Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Picking my nose.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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i masturbate with my feet

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.