- Things You Think Only You Do

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.