Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Only use the left earphone.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.