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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Mayada stupid
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.