- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

test how many stares you can scale in one step

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.