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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.