when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.