Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I chew my ice cream.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I scratch and sniff.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.