test how many stares you can scale in one step

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.