- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

i masturbate with my feet

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.