I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.