Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.