Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.