When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.