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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.