- Things You Think Only You Do

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.