When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Mayada stupid

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.