turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.