Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.