I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I hold my breath in elevators

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.