watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

the power to regenerate your appendix

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.