Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

listen to madonnas new album

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.