- Things You Think Only You Do

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

test how many stares you can scale in one step

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.