Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

i masturbate with my feet

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have a phobia of incest

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.