- Things You Think Only You Do

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.