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I have a phobia of incest
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.