rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.