I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.