While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Courtesy flush.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Thinking your life is a movie...

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.