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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.