- Things You Think Only You Do

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.