When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.