I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.