Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.