I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.