I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.