- Things You Think Only You Do

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I mean Diana Ross.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.