I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.