Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.