scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.