- Things You Think Only You Do

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.