Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.