Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.