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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Ur mum
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.