- Things You Think Only You Do

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.