Justin Beiber is a woman

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Smoking in the shower.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.