Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have a phobia of incest

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Mayada stupid

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.