- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

listen to madonnas new album

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.