Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.