Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Be a loner at school

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.