Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I have a phobia of incest

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Mayada stupid

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.