- Things You Think Only You Do

i masturbate with my feet

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I gotta get down of Friday

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.