- Things You Think Only You Do

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Be a loner at school

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.