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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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I hit the frig after sex
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.