When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Sleep with pillow between legs

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I mean Diana Ross.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.