rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.