Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.