Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Picking my nose.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.