- Things You Think Only You Do

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.