after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.