- Things You Think Only You Do

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.