sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

make south park refferences every day

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.