Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.