I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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listen to madonnas new album

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.