When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.