- Things You Think Only You Do

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.