Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I Masturbate Daily.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I rehearse arguments in my head.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Picking my nose.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

i masturbate with my feet

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.