Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I don't read the terms of service.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.