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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.