When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I can only play a piano with my right hand

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.