I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

thumb_up thumb_down -108

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

thumb_up thumb_down -112

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

thumb_up thumb_down -130

Make up a song to yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -158

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

thumb_up thumb_down +21

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Use my phone to see what time it is

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.