- Things You Think Only You Do

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.