Save more than once on your favourite game.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.