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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.