Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.