Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Mayada stupid

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.