- Things You Think Only You Do

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I gotta get down of Friday

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.