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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.