- Things You Think Only You Do

Justin Beiber is a woman

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.