- Things You Think Only You Do

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I hold my breath in elevators

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I don't read the terms of service.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.