- Things You Think Only You Do

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.