- Things You Think Only You Do

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

i masturbate with my feet

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Thinking your life is a movie...

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.