- Things You Think Only You Do

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.