turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.