- Things You Think Only You Do

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.