- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.