When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.