While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.