Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I hit the frig after sex

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.