Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Only use the left earphone.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.