think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I chew my ice cream.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.