(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I **** with no hands.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.