Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.