Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.