- Things You Think Only You Do

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I read the down voted posts

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.