Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I scratch and sniff.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.