If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.