Mayada stupid

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Sleep with pillow between legs

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I scratch and sniff.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.