When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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fap

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Courtesy flush.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.