- Things You Think Only You Do

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I used to eat bath bubbles

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.