i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.