cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.