When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.