Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.