- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking your life is a movie...

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.