- Things You Think Only You Do

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.