when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.