Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Mayada stupid

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.