- Things You Think Only You Do

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.