I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.