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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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I scratch and sniff.
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.