eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.