Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.