Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I don't read the terms of service.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

only read the short jokes on this website

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.