I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.