- Things You Think Only You Do

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

only read the short jokes on this website

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.