Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Only use the left earphone.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.