- Things You Think Only You Do

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

fap

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Picking my nose.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.