- Things You Think Only You Do

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.