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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.