- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Be a loner at school

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I don't read the terms of service.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.