- Things You Think Only You Do

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I hold my breath in elevators

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.