try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.