if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I cant ride a bike

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.