eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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listen to madonnas new album

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.