Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Mayada stupid

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.