doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sitting down in the shower

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.