- Things You Think Only You Do

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

only read the short jokes on this website

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.