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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Smoking in the shower.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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i masturbate with my feet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.