Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Mayada stupid

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.