Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.