Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.