- Things You Think Only You Do

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

try to give your friends spirit animals

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.