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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.