- Things You Think Only You Do

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

+1

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

-1

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

-1

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

-5

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

-7

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

-9

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

-9

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

-9

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

-13

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

-13

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

-15

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

-15

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

-15

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

-15

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

-17

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

-17

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

-17

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

-19

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

-19

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

-19

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

-19

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

-21

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Things You Think Only You Do