Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.