I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I cant ride a bike

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Ur mum

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.