Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Mayada stupid

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.