Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.