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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Only use the left earphone.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Being fat
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.