doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Only use the left earphone.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Sitting down in the shower

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.