see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Mayada stupid

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I scratch and sniff.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.