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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Mayada stupid
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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