I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.