Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I used to eat bath bubbles

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.