After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.