- Things You Think Only You Do

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Being fat

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I **** with no hands.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.