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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Sitting down in the shower
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.