Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Smoking in the shower.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Only use the left earphone.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.