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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.