Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I hit the frig after sex

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.