I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I cant ride a bike

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Ur mum

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.