All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Mayada stupid

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.