Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Courtesy flush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.