Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.