get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I don't read the terms of service.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.