When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.