when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.