When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Picking my nose.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.