Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I have a phobia of incest

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.