Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.