OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.