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I used to eat bath bubbles
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I hold my breath in elevators
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.