Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.