Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

the power to regenerate your appendix

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Smoking in the shower.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.