Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.