make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I read the down voted posts

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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fap

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Being fat

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.