I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.