Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.