worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.