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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I scratch and sniff.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.