right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Mayada stupid

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I scratch and sniff.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I mean Diana Ross.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.