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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Picking my nose.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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i masturbate with my feet
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.