like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.