A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes I toot.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.