I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.