While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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fap

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.