That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.