I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.