- Things You Think Only You Do

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.