when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.