I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Picking my nose.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

try to give your friends spirit animals

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.