When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.