I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I scratch and sniff.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.