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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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I scratch and sniff.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.