- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.