Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.