Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.