Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.