I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.