I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Mayada stupid

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I scratch and sniff.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Do somthing only you do

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.