Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Do somthing only you do

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

humiliating little girls

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Be a loner at school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.