- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.