I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.