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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Sitting down in the shower
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Being fat
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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Do somthing only you do
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.