- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

only read the short jokes on this website

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.