- Things You Think Only You Do

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Do somthing only you do

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

only read the short jokes on this website

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.