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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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I piss in the bed every night
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.