Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

blink

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

only read the short jokes on this website

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.