Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Do somthing only you do

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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humiliating little girls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.