I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.