- Things You Think Only You Do

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.