When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.