Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Be a loner at school

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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i masturbate with my feet

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.