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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Do somthing only you do
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.