getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Mayada stupid

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.