Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.