Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.