Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.