I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.