Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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blink

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Be a loner at school

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.