I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Stab myself on a daily basis

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Use my phone to see what time it is

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.