My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Be a loner at school

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

blink

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.