All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

try to give your friends spirit animals

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Put my hands together the 'other' way

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.