Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.