Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.