I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Eating chicken at KFC.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

The older I get the more honest I get

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.