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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Being fat

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Run faster down hotel corridors.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.