I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Smoking in the shower.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

only read the short jokes on this website

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.