if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

look at bins as i walk past them

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.