Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.