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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.