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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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look at bins as i walk past them
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Sitting down in the shower
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.