TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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listen to madonnas new album

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.