Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.