Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

humiliating little girls

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I read the down voted posts

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

pull out a flies wings and let it go

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.