That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Be a loner at school

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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blink

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.