Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.