Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Picking my nose.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.