Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.