I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I pee in the shower. :3

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Tear up when I poop

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.