I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Be a loner at school

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Eating chicken at KFC.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.