You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

I used to eat bath bubbles

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.