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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Being fat
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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