Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Use my phone to see what time it is

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.