- Things You Think Only You Do

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

humiliating little girls

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.