Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.