I was not born in the country I am living in now

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.