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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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I scratch and sniff.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.