put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.