Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Put my hands together the 'other' way

The older I get the more honest I get

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Sleep with pillow between legs

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.