Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.