Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Look at my poop before flushing

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I don't read the terms of service.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.