I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.