Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.