after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.