I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.