taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.