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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.