i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.