I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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make south park refferences every day

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.