Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

make south park refferences every day

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.