- Things You Think Only You Do

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.