Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I never feel bored

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

humiliating little girls

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.