Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

humiliating little girls

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

listen to madonnas new album

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.