Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Be a loner at school

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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blink

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.