while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.