Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.