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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Picking my nose.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Being fat
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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make south park refferences every day
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.