Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.