I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

The older I get the more honest I get

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.