Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I mean Diana Ross.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.