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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Be a loner at school
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.