Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.