I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.