Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.