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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.