I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.