- Things You Think Only You Do

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Be a loner at school

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I hate being called "buddy".

It's hot but I still have on covers

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.