- Things You Think Only You Do

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.