Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I don't read the terms of service.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.