I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.