I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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blink

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i masturbate with my feet

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.