When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Be a loner at school

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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only read the short jokes on this website

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.