- Things You Think Only You Do

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Smoking in the shower.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.