You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I don't read the terms of service.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

only read the short jokes on this website

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.