When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.