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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.