Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.