When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.