If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I hit the frig after sex

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.