i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Justin Beiber is a woman

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.