Be a loner at school

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

blink

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I mean Diana Ross.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.