When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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blink

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.