When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.