When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.