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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.