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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Do somthing only you do
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.