Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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humiliating little girls

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I read the down voted posts

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.