I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Sitting down in the shower

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Being fat

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make south park refferences every day

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.