Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.