Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Feels my beard with my tongue.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I don't read the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -43

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.