Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.