i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.