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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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i masturbate with my feet
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.