looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Mayada stupid

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.