Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Do somthing only you do

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.