when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I never feel bored

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.