I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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humiliating little girls

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Be a loner at school

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.