Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.