Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.