when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.