Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.