You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I was not born in the country I am living in now

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I was the real Stig...

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.