Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.