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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Mayada stupid
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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I mean Diana Ross.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.