I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Do somthing only you do

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.