I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.