Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.