Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.