Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.