Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.