- Things You Think Only You Do

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.