try to give your friends spirit animals

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

The older I get the more honest I get

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Sleep with pillow between legs

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.