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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.