- Things You Think Only You Do

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I piss in the bed every night

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I mean Diana Ross.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.