If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

The older I get the more honest I get

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.