Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.