Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

listen to madonnas new album

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.