- Things You Think Only You Do

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.