When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Be a loner at school

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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blink

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.