Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.