Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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blink

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.