after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.