I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.