realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.