I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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blink

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Be a loner at school

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.