I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Mayada stupid

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Sleep with pillow between legs

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I scratch and sniff.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I mean Diana Ross.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.