like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Be a loner at school

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.