- Things You Think Only You Do

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I mean Diana Ross.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.