I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.