get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.