Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Being fat

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.