- Things You Think Only You Do

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I sleep in my underpants every single night

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I piss in the bed every night

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.