- Things You Think Only You Do

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Picking my nose.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I **** with no hands.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.