Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I read the down voted posts

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.