I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

pull out a flies wings and let it go

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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only read the short jokes on this website

make south park refferences every day

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.