when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Be a loner at school

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.