Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.