Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I **** with no hands.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.