Mayada stupid

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.