Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.