Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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listen to madonnas new album

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.