Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Be a loner at school

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.