Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.