All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.