- Things You Think Only You Do

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.