When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.