I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Be a loner at school

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.