I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I don't read the terms of service.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.