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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.