Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Be a loner at school

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

i masturbate with my feet

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.