when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.