Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

thumb_up thumb_down -70

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -84

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Save more than once on your favourite game.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.