Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Smoking in the shower.

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fap

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.