Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.