Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.