Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Be a loner at school

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I mean Diana Ross.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.