Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.