I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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blink

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.