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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.