Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Mayada stupid

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.