Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.