Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.