I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.