Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.