Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Mayada stupid

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I mean Diana Ross.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I scratch and sniff.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Do somthing only you do

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.