You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.