Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.