Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Be a loner at school

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

i masturbate with my feet

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.