Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Being fat

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.