- Things You Think Only You Do

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Only use the left earphone.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.