I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Sitting down in the shower

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.