wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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fap

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.