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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.