Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.