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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Mayada stupid
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.