I have autofocus in my eyes.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Make up a song to yourself.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.