Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

I don't read the terms of service.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

blink

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.