I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.