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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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I never feel bored
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.