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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.