Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Picking my nose.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.