Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Picking my nose.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.