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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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I was the real Stig...
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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Look at my poop before flushing
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.