I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Do somthing only you do

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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humiliating little girls

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Smoking in the shower.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.