Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.