when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Believing in the kindness of strangers

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.