Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.