Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.