Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I mean Diana Ross.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Tear up when I poop

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.