Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.