When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.