I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I pee in the shower. :3

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Tear up when I poop

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.