i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

The older I get the more honest I get

Go for a 10 mile run.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Be a loner at school

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.