When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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humiliating little girls

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Be a loner at school

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.