Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

The older I get the more honest I get

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.