Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.