A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I hold my breath in elevators

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.