I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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humiliating little girls

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.