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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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Being fat
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.