Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Do somthing only you do

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.