Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.