I was not born in the country I am living in now

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.