Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I mean Diana Ross.

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listen to madonnas new album

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.