Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I pee in the shower. :3

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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listen to madonnas new album

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.