Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sleep with pillow between legs

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.