Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I **** with no hands.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Mayada stupid

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I mean Diana Ross.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.