Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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make south park refferences every day

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.