I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.