I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

i masturbate with my feet

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.