- Things You Think Only You Do

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Justin Beiber is a woman

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.