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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Only use the left earphone.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Sitting down in the shower
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.