Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Mayada stupid

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.