Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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i masturbate with my feet

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.