Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.