If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Only use the left earphone.

Being fat

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.