- Things You Think Only You Do

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Mayada stupid

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.