turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.