Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Mayada stupid

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Sleep with pillow between legs

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.