- Things You Think Only You Do

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Justin Beiber is a woman

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.