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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.