A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.