- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.