- Things You Think Only You Do

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.