I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

only read the short jokes on this website

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.