When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.