Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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fap

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.