I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.