At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.