thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.