Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.