Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I read the down voted posts

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.