When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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i masturbate with my feet

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.