Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.