Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I **** with no hands.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.