Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.