I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.