Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Smoking in the shower.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.