send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.