When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I hold my breath in elevators

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.