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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.