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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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I hold my breath in elevators
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.