Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.