When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.