I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.