I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.