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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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I cant ride a bike
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.