Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I scratch and sniff.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I **** with no hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.