I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Poop naked.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.