- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.