Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Only use the left earphone.

Being fat

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.