I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.