- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

i masturbate with my feet

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Thinking your life is a movie...

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.