spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.