- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Picking my nose.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.