I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I always think I have special powers

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.