- Things You Think Only You Do

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Sleep with pillow between legs

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.