Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Smoking in the shower.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.