Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I cant ride a bike

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Smoking in the shower.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Ur mum

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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fap

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.