feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.