when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I **** with no hands.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.