Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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fap

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Picking my nose.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.