Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.