Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.