when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.