When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.