Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.