- Things You Think Only You Do

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Sleep with pillow between legs

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.