- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Picking my nose.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.