When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.