Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.