I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

The older I get the more honest I get

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I hold my breath in elevators

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.