Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)


I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.