For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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k. everyone

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.