Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.