Stab myself on a daily basis

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Smoking in the shower.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Ur mum

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.