When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.