Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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only read the short jokes on this website

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.