Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I have a phobia of incest

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.