(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.