Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Picking my nose.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.