Believing in the kindness of strangers

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

smoke marijuana

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Made after doomsday plans

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> <

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.