i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.