Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.