When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.