Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.