Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I don't read the terms of service.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Smoking in the shower.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.