Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.