- Things You Think Only You Do

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Being fat

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Sitting down in the shower

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.