When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.