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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.