Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.