- Things You Think Only You Do

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.