You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I cant ride a bike

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.