Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Sitting down in the shower

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I was the real Stig...

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.