- Things You Think Only You Do

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Mayada stupid

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.