I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.