- Things You Think Only You Do

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.