- Things You Think Only You Do

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Sitting down in the shower

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Thinking your life is a movie...

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.