Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Tear up when I poop

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.