When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Be a loner at school

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.