- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Courtesy flush.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Only use the left earphone.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sitting down in the shower

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.