When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.