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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Tear up when I poop

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.