- Things You Think Only You Do

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.