Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I don't read the terms of service.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.