Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Tear up when I poop

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.