- Things You Think Only You Do

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Be a loner at school

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.