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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.