When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Only use the left earphone.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.