We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.