I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I cant ride a bike

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.