When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.