I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.