- Things You Think Only You Do

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Stab myself on a daily basis

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.