pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.