Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I read the down voted posts

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.