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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Courtesy flush.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.