When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.