Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I read the down voted posts

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.