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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.