When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.