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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.