When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.