- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.