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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.