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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Smoking in the shower.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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