- Things You Think Only You Do

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Stab myself on a daily basis

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Mayada stupid

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.