I cant ride a bike

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.