that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I was the real Stig...

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.