I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.