I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Smoking in the shower.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.