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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.