Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.