Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.