When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.