I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I chew my ice cream.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.