I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Sometimes I toot.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.