- Things You Think Only You Do

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Ur mum

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Only use the left earphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.