I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.