Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.