- Things You Think Only You Do

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

bounce when your tip toeing.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.