Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.