Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Be a loner at school

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.