- Things You Think Only You Do

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Be a loner at school

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.