Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.