I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I cant ride a bike

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.