- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

listen to madonnas new album

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.