Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Think about breathing...

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Being fat

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.