When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Sitting down in the shower

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.