I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.