I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.