I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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listen to madonnas new album

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.