- Things You Think Only You Do

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.