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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.