When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Do somthing only you do

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.