Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.