- Things You Think Only You Do

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

I think about other women when having sex

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.