Being fat

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.