Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I think about other women when having sex

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.