Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I think about other women when having sex

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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make south park refferences every day

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Boinked my neighbor

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.