- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Tear up when I poop

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Smoking in the shower.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.