Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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k. everyone

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.