i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.