When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.