Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Be a loner at school

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.