not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I chew my ice cream.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I read the down voted posts

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.