I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.