When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I cant ride a bike

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.