When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.