pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I cant ride a bike

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.