I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.