Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.