Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Boinked my neighbor

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.