I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.