Pretend i'm a sim.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I cant ride a bike

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I can't trill my R's

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Poo really loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.