I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Only use the left earphone.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.