think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Mayada stupid

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.