When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.