I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Only use the left earphone.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.