When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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blink

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.