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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.