I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.