- Things You Think Only You Do

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

check shower for murder then pee

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.