In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.