Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.