When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I piss in the bed every night

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.