I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.