I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.