Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Poo really loud

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.