When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.