When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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k. everyone

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.