When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.