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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.