Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I scratch and sniff.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.