I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I scratch and sniff.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.