Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I have a phobia of incest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.