I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.