Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

make south park refferences every day

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.