Still record on VHS tapes.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.