Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.