I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.