I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.