Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.