eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.