Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.