- Things You Think Only You Do

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes I toot.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

check shower for murder then pee

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

humiliating little girls

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.