- Things You Think Only You Do

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I hit the frig after sex

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.