- Things You Think Only You Do

Courtesy flush.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Boinked my neighbor

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.