have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.