- Things You Think Only You Do

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.