Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.