- Things You Think Only You Do

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Being fat

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

i masturbate with my feet

I rehearse arguments in my head.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.