When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I was the real Stig...

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.