If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.