make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I think about other women when having sex

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.