Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I hold my breath in elevators

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.