- Things You Think Only You Do

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Stab myself on a daily basis

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I hit the frig after sex

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.