Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.