start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Mayada stupid

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.