- Things You Think Only You Do

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Poo really loud

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.