I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.