Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I scratch and sniff.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.