Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I hit the frig after sex

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.