When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Having gay sex

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Look at my poop before flushing

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.