Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I **** with no hands.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.