Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Eating chicken at KFC.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.