Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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look at bins as i walk past them

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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speak proper english

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.