- Things You Think Only You Do

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.