- Things You Think Only You Do

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.