Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.