- Things You Think Only You Do

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Eat ice by itself

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.