When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes I toot.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Be a loner at school

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

I don't read the terms of service.

blink

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.