Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I **** with no hands.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.