Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Sometimes I toot.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.