Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I never feel bored

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.