when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Vote for the other guy

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.