When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.