Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.