Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.