Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Talk to my cat.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.