I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

thumb_up thumb_down -53

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I Masturbate Daily.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

thumb_up thumb_down -83

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +18

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.