- Things You Think Only You Do

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Think about breathing...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.