when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.