- Things You Think Only You Do

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I masturbate with sandpaper

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I gotta get down of Friday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.