Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I **** with no hands.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Pee in the shower

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.