- Things You Think Only You Do

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Play as both sides on fifa

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

I Masturbate Daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.