When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.