Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I think about other women when having sex

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.