I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.