Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Pee in the shower

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.