when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.