If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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speak proper english

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.