After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.