Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.