Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Pee in the shower

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Having gay sex

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.