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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.