On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Vote for the other guy

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Pee in the shower

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.