clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Eat ice by itself

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.