chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.