- Things You Think Only You Do

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Sometimes I toot.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

wonder who wrote these things

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.