I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.