Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Vote for the other guy

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.