When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I have never watched Star Wars.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Eat ice by itself

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -85

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

thumb_up thumb_down -93

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

thumb_up thumb_down -115

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.