Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Pee in the shower

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.