YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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speak proper english

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.