While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.