Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.