Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.