When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.