When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.