In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.