See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.