When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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speak proper english

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.