i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Play Minecraft

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.