the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Talk to my cat.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.