whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.