Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.