Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Talk to my cat.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.