When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I can't trill my R's

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Eat ice by itself

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.