Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.