At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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get really confused

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Vote for the other guy

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.