Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.