imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.