- Things You Think Only You Do

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.