Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.