Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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misread dig bick

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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being super bored at shool

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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get really confused

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.