creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.