Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Still record on VHS tapes.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I can't trill my R's

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.