Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.