Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Talk to my cat.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.