Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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KICK THE CAN

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.