I can't trill my R's

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Eat ice by itself

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.