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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Poop naked.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

This song will not come out of my head!

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.