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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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Talk to my cat.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.