push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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KICK THE CAN

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.